In-different Observation #273

Introverts aren't looking for people to "help" them verbalize better... they seek a silent understanding 

In-different Observation #272

Many people don't want answers, they want attention!

In-different Observation #271

People say, you need to please a cat for it to stay. 

But a cat came under my bed and delivered 3 baby kittens years ago... call that choosing your master, 4 times over! 😀

In-different Observation #270

Someone told me "Oats are for horses"

Well, that's why we soak them in milk...

In-different Observation #268

Be around people who are happy and fulfilled 

Whatever people lack, they will project it on to you and bring you down to their level.

People who are fulfilled, uplift others...

In-different Observation #267

"Prompt Engineering"? 

Yeah, i do write ✍️ text prompts for smileys ☺️ 

#265 In-different Observation

Post divorce people think women are looking for another man...

Truth be, they are looking for a "wife" who can cook, take care of the home, parents n kids!

#workwomen

#264 In-different Observation

Overheard in Delhi while Delhi-ing...

"Aaj kal log bina shaadi ke rishte me rehte hain. Kya insaan jaanwar ban gaya hai?" (Bathroom cleaning staff)

"Maharashtra me naxal aur extremism nahi panpaa kyuki gaaon-panchaayat me logo ko ye lagta hai ki 'meri chalti hai'..." (officers at a restaurant)

#263 In-different Observation

Remember, people are irrational?

Now that solves half of your problems!

#262: In-different Observation

People generally show their good side to me, as I believe in the good in people...

I believe the world is good because people generally show their good side to me 😀

In-different Observation #261

Eat avocado toast for health... healthy intake, while you build muscle, cutting through the sourdough 😄 

In-different Observation #260

Explain "double taxation" in modern terms...

Paying for an internet connection and then paying for youtube premium to keep off ads!

In-different Observation #259

Each time someone asks me if i like going to the mountains...

When i went to Mussoorie in 2003, i decided the best thing i can do for the mountains is not go there 😀

In-different Observation #258

I like novelty, but in controlled doses

Seeking too much novelty is a dopamine disorder 

In-different Observation #257

People be doing marriages like engineering degrees these days... complete this formality,  and then pursue whatever you like 😕 

In-different Observation #256

Jis cheez me strategy n marketing involved hai un cheezon se hum duur rehte hain 🙄 

In-different Observation #255

Tajurbe se seekha humne ki machhar hawaa me nahi maare jaate

Baithne ka intezqar karo, wahi aasani se marte hain...

In-different Observation #254

For better search results, open Google.com in Bing ...

In-different Observation #253

You want to know me?

But you have to be comfortable in not knowing

In-different Observation #252

The standup comic asked me why I'm not laughing throughout the set

I said i want to have the last laugh...

In-different Observation #251

Hate it when someone tells me why I'm being "extra"

Your extra is my normal...

In-different Observations #250

I dont go after trendy

I go after what's timeless

Pickleball? No.

Coord sets? No. They are nightsuits 😀

In-different Observation #249

Amused by the fact that a lot of people will make you feel like you shouldn't be the main character in your own life ...

In-different Observation #248

Every time i tried to go out of the way to help miserable people 

Le Altaf Raja: ek bawafa ke zakhmo par marham lagaane hum gaye. Marham na mila, "marr" "hum" gaye

Le me: Humsafar banne chale, lekin "suffer" "hum" kiye 😆 

Just let miserable people stay miserable!

In-different Observation #247

I can save your time by telling the truth in less time. Or waste your time keeping you humored and delusional so you keep feeling good about yourself...

In-different Observation #246

GPS be like... 2 min bachaane ke liye 20 gaddhe waale road me bhej do!!

In-different Observation #245

Dont try to play me.

I'm the f***ing tournament

In-different Observation #244

Energies are real

When you are with people, you start looking like what they want you to become

Be around a narcissist and you'll start looking  haggard and weak because they expect you to be a slave and will downgrade your energy. 

In-different Observation #243

Think I'm too good to be true? Well, it only gets better from here...

In-different Observation #242

Someone asked if I'm on Tinder

No time for nonsense Apps.

Since I'm ok being a Reader

I prefer swiping left and right on Kinder

Well, its Kindel...  Kindle!

In-different Observation #241

Its funny how people package their ignorance as the assumption that something doesn't exist...

In-different Observation #240

If you are planning to become a "famous" author by writing a ton of books using AI, be ready for the books to be also read and summarized by AI!

In-different Observation #239

People who go out of the way to help others are not "people pleasers". Some people are just thoughtful and helpful.

Supportive people are not doormats or pushovers. Stop labeling those who stand by you.

Get used to folks with higher order emotions and healthy habits.

Not everyone is run by greed, jealousy and fear or petty competition. 

Restore some dignity to the very idea of human existence!

In-different Observation #238

When people have friends that give them the safe space to be themselves, people don't need therapists.

Be that friend to someone...

In-different Observation #237

Person A threatened to do black magic on me

Person B also threatened to do black magic on me

Umm, now their spells will just cancel out each other 👍 

In-different Observation #236

Airtel has integrity.

They label their own promo calls as spam warning, too...

In-different Observation #235

Ya, take that business advice from me

But then you will not like me as a friend

In-different Observation #234

Airtel has integrity. They categorize their own promotional calls as spam too 😄 

In-different Observation #233

Cars are adapted to "Indian road conditions ".

How about doing the same to trolley suitcases ...

In-different Observation #232

I was today years old when i started typing in the time, instead of scrolling the hours and the minutes on my mobile alarm 😀

In-different Observation #231

Rants about Life : back in the day if you were great at something and did it for free, you would be considered great.

Nowadays if you do something for free, you are a fool...

In-different Observation #230

There is no such thing as powerful in the world that pushes people to go above and beyond as ... low self esteem. 

Most people have this superpower and all their actions stem from here to prove themselves to people who hardly give a care about them.

In-different Observation #229

I don't convince people to do anything that i do

Everybody should have their own reason for doing something...

In-different Observation #228

Digital detox kiya, diet detox kiya, now its time for "people detox" 😀

In-different Observation #227

 Mystical creature, floating through time...

In-different Observation #226

Jab aap happy aur strong hotey ho to log samajhte hain life me struggle nahi hai

But aap struggle ke baawajood bhi strong aur happy ho, ye aapki khoobi hai!

In-different Observation #225

Elon has so many exes he bought Twitter, named it X.com and now uses it as a family WhatsApp group 😄 

In-different Observation #224

What I'm currently pondering over : will mobile numbers start having 12 digits soon? 🤔 

In-different Observation #223

Black humour: someone wished me happy birthday directly from the notification. I died 2 years ago. 

That's why you got to write birthday posts from the walls!

In-different Observation #222

The skills and smarts of a russian spy, minus the face and the figure.

In-different Observation #221

Each time someone starts demanding too much discipline, i anticipate they need to assign some tasks that only they will benefit from!

In-different Observation #220

Because many a times people dont mean what they say, i make it a point to follow up and ask: 

"If you can explain, what you really meant by that?"

In-different Observation #219

Anyone: "How do you get along with a range of people?" "Like how can you be friends with them AND with me?"

Meanwhile, me, who is a cusp of cancer, gemini; has ascending sign virgo, rising leo and pisces by Hindi sign, knows exactly why...

In-different Observation #218

Is this a matter of principle, or a matter of convenience?

In-different Observation #217

Better way to document domestic violence could have been an iron-man like camera embedded in my chest 

People try to snatch phones and break CCTVs...

In-different Observation #216

In that era when American log genuine reh gye aur Indian log American TV series dekh kar zyaada American bann gaye 😆

... value system collapse

In-different Observation #215

Just me salvaging mace, cardamom, anise, cloves from yesterday's feast prep...

Knowing very well that empires were invaded, wars were fought and distant voyages were sought for... spices!